Anonymous asked: Dear Mom and Dear Ex-Bestfriend
Dear Mom,
You’re crazyyyyy. You’re sick right now and whenever you move, you moan, and it sounds so sexual and so weird, and there’s no way you’re in that much pain. Oh, and before you find out from future me, I lost my vcard when I was 14 and I lie about my whereabouts on a daily basis. Sorry. Not really. :) ~ Tayler
Dear Ex-Bestfriend,
I just bitched about you, but here we go again. Thanks for attempting to spread rumors about my sex life around school! We all know it’s just because you don’t get any and you got jealous that I could. Also, you only have school/book smarts going for you, so good luck in using that for the rest of your life. Good bye and good riddance.- Tayler